funny little ditty

I wanted to share an email I wrote today - thought it witty and clever

Here's the run down of my day (really)...
get to work early
set up classroom
go through first class
para leaves  - have to go check on Randy during classes for rest of 1/2
day
go get V8 from work room
someone runs into me getting V8 all over my cream sweater/left boob
have to go into the principals meeting to ask for Tide pen
sit in 6th grade principals office rubbing tide pen on my boob (where
the stain was)
go up to my classroom
go check on randy
go to bathroom to do the tide pen again
break the tide pen
sit in my class
watch Oprah's Africa school special
take kids to lunch
go to lunch in work room
walk with Mr. Jackson to office
Mr. Jackson lets me know that there is something brown on my boob
I tell him thanks for looking
I go to the work room for a short meeting
decide to go home and change
fall in front of guest and gym teacher (flat on my face, my ankle gave
out)
get up
brush off
leave and go home
change
put Maggie outside
go to Walgreen's
buy more Tide pen's
go back to work
stop and ask Aimee if I missed anything
go up to my room
sit down and write this stupid email.